To clarify that headline, I'm asking this as a question, not saying it as a statement. As one of the resident Olds, I was probably the last blogger at Barstool to find out what the fuck OnlyFans is and even now, I'm still not 100% sure what goes on over there. I get you can post sex videos, feet videos, and pretty much whatever you want to people who pay currency to see it. But is OnlyFans just the International Waters of the Internet? Like you can kill a man online but if it happens on OnlyFans, it's okay?
You know what? That got kinda weird and dark and isn't all that important. What is important is that the internet is abuzz talking about Mrs. Big Ass hooking up with Mr. Big Chest with all my searches on Twitter or Google either leading to tweets with laughing emojis, broken links on websites I have never heard of, and people crushing film like Belichick mentioning how AB's green watch match up.
Nonetheless, if this is the career AB is pivoting to, he has my best wishes since it seems to pay pretty well and getting brain is a hell of a lot more fun than getting your brains mashed in 16 times a year. Ms. Trump appears to be enjoying her life in the OnlyFans game.