Massive News From Dan Patrick On The Big Ten Football Season

Now, do we believe DP? There's no reason not to. The damn president talked to the Big Ten today.

Special shout out to Sir Yacht. Never gave up hope on him. Always believed. He knew something. The others didn't. 

Imagine going to capital J school for 4-8 years to get beat out by some guy named Sir Yacht who films TikTok's in his car because he doesn't want to disturb his mom in the house*. That just has to feel awful.

*I have no idea if that last part is true, just a guess, nothing but love for Sir Yacht.