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I absolutely love this dude’s attitude. He’s all, “uhhh yeah, man. There’s like 6 or 7 of us in the whole world and I’m the hairiest.” FLEX ON THEM, HARRY KING!

He goes on to say that it means that he’s special and it isn’t a bad thing. You know what? He’s right. PMA. Positive mental attitude gets you so far in this world. Sure, he could shave his eyelids and forehead but why? GOD made him that way and you know what else? God gave me the skinniest feet! I’m tired of acting like my feet aren’t sleek, thin, and a goddamn masterpiece painted by the Lord himself. Hallelujah. Good work, everyone.