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 Possibly.  But you gotta love the Mutt.  But In Verdansk?  Yes.  Yes he is.  And he needs to be disciplined.  Hard.  </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JUnMmmN" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1299204532224876544?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>One day he will be a good boy.  One day ROTC Dave will finally be housebroken.  Until then...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/poSAb2O" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1297708562433675266?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aOfQ2kR" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255522408422936578?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/TzmexlB" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1257688289584308226?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/c1uvwxG" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255884534681341952?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/BwF0NR5" href="https://twitter.com/VivaLaStool/status/1288099982680240130?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Live now with the Grunt and Balls in a kill race tournament: </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JDpvuB4" href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/728520766?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Let's cook.  </p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/T5nemRv" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1299801541944184833?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>In life?  Possibly.  But you gotta love the Mutt.  But In Verdansk?  Yes.  Yes he is.  And he needs to be disciplined.  Hard.  </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JUnMmmN" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1299204532224876544?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>One day he will be a good boy.  One day ROTC Dave will finally be housebroken.  Until then...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/poSAb2O" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1297708562433675266?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aOfQ2kR" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255522408422936578?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/TzmexlB" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1257688289584308226?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/c1uvwxG" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255884534681341952?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/BwF0NR5" href="https://twitter.com/VivaLaStool/status/1288099982680240130?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Live now with the Grunt and Balls in a kill race tournament: </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JDpvuB4" href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/728520766?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Let's cook.  </p>

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 Possibly.  But you gotta love the Mutt.  But In Verdansk?  Yes.  Yes he is.  And he needs to be disciplined.  Hard.  </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JUnMmmN" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1299204532224876544?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>One day he will be a good boy.  One day ROTC Dave will finally be housebroken.  Until then...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/poSAb2O" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1297708562433675266?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aOfQ2kR" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255522408422936578?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/TzmexlB" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1257688289584308226?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/c1uvwxG" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255884534681341952?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/BwF0NR5" href="https://twitter.com/VivaLaStool/status/1288099982680240130?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Live now with the Grunt and Balls in a kill race tournament: </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JDpvuB4" href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/728520766?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Let's cook.  </p></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/T5nemRv" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1299801541944184833?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>In life?  Possibly.  But you gotta love the Mutt.  But In Verdansk?  Yes.  Yes he is.  And he needs to be disciplined.  Hard.  </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JUnMmmN" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1299204532224876544?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>One day he will be a good boy.  One day ROTC Dave will finally be housebroken.  Until then...</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/poSAb2O" href="https://twitter.com/stoolhooliganz/status/1297708562433675266?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aOfQ2kR" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255522408422936578?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/TzmexlB" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1257688289584308226?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/c1uvwxG" href="https://twitter.com/StoolGametime/status/1255884534681341952?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/BwF0NR5" href="https://twitter.com/VivaLaStool/status/1288099982680240130?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Live now with the Grunt and Balls in a kill race tournament: </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/JDpvuB4" href="https://www.twitch.tv/videos/728520766?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_11404_117_is-white-sox-dave-as-useless-as-he-is-ugly"></a></div></div></div><p>Let's cook.  </p>

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