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Can Someone Please Call Gravity And Explain How This Bathing Suit Top Works?

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Somebody get Issac Newton on the telegraph!  How in the world does this suit stay on properly?!?!?!  Nobody knows, other than Jessica, of course!  It may be sorcery to most, but to her it's another day by the pool!  During a global pandemic, no less! Long live the lollipop love! Down with Covid-19!  Up with Jessica and others coming out of this catastrophe even STRONGER than ever! 

JESSICA BREAK: Please check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure he's doing alright that I'm getting ALL his PAGEVIEWS for him!!!


Thank you, Jessica!  Thank you!