18 Human Heads Just Showed Up To O'Hare Yesterday And No One Knows Who Owns Them

(Source) A suspicious shipment containing 18 severed human heads was discovered at a U.S. airport yesterday. Customs agents found one-and-a-half dozen human heads, still covered in skin, at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport, but have declined to further discuss their condition. U.S. Customs and Border Protection are currently investigating whether the foreign shipment are legitimate medical specimens. Meanwhile, the human body parts were sent to he Cook County Medical Examiner’s office for inspection. The Department of Homeland Security confirmed that the heads were shipped from outside U.S. borders but declined to specify exact location, nor indicate where or to whom they were destined. The heads appear to be medical samples at first blush, Brian Bell, spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security told Chicago Herald Sun.

‘There’s no issue with the transportation of body parts for medical purposes, there’s nothing against the law that says you cannot ship them, provided you have the right documentation. ‘Everybody here is “Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads” and everybody thinks that it’s unheard of. ‘It is a potentially legitimate medical shipment. We’ve seen it at various ports in the nation. Local authorities said no foul play was suspected in the shipment, but will be investigating the matter further. The heads may have been ordered by Cook County Medical Examiner’s office but the office have yet to comment any further than a confirmation that the body parts have been received. Investigators said the heads appeared to be medical specimens. Authorities believed the specimens were part underground market for human body parts.

Is it just me or is everyone being WAY too cavalier about this whole HUMAN HEAD thing? I mean I understand losing things at the airport. Sometimes when I land at my destination I get up and get my bag and totally forget my Sports Illustrated in the seat pocket. Happens all the time. But I think we can all agree the jump from a 5 dollar magazine to 18 human heads is quite a large one no? Right? I feel like I’m living on a different planet with this news article. Its “Potentially” a legitimate medical shipment. Potentially? Seriously? Potentially? That means its also “Potentially” a bunch of murdered people or “Potentially” a duffel bag full of zombies or “Potentially” Plague infested brains ready to cause an Outbreak in Chicago. I don’t know, maybe I’m being a little too prude here but when 18 human heads show up to O’Hare with no owner it would be nice to at least get the basic How/Why/When/Where no?

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Is there a bigger hardo on planet earth than this Brian Bell guy?

‘Everybody here is “Oh my gosh, you got a box of heads” and everybody thinks that it’s unheard of.

Ummm, newsflash dude, 18 human heads is unheard of, as in I have never in my life heard of it. That is LITERALLY the exact definition of “unheard of”.