You almost have to respect the gusto from Cincy here. Seeing how viral every other school goes with their recruiting pitches, with their fancy Photoshops and newfangled technology, figured they’d try their hand at it. If Wake can get attention with People Magazine covers of Kim Kardashian then Cincinnati can pull something out of the hat too right? You’ve got a 6’2″ 205 pound wide receiver with lightning speed and a .93 composite on 247 sports, a 4-star prospect who seems to be leaning Ohio State or maybe Notre Dame or Michigan.
Only one way to hang with those big boys – bust out the biggest guns you got.
Unfortunately when your biggest gun is a burrito place that 100% of college campuses in the United States have at least 2 blocks away, you’re what we like to call lacking in ammo. But A for effort!
Fire effects on the burrito too, actually looks like it’s flying.