Brad Pitt's New Girlfriend Is Actually Married To A 68-Year-Old German Restaurateur

Last week, Chief introduced us to Brad Pitt's new girlfriend, Nicole Poturalski. You won't believe this, but she's an absolute smokeshow. I know, shocking.

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All jokes aside, you actually may not believe this: Nicole is married to another man. 

SOURCE-Brad Pitt's rumoured new girlfriend Nicole Poturalski, is reportedly married but in an open relationship with her 68-year-old husband.

The German model, 27, was linked to Pitt late last week when the pair were spotted arriving in the south of France for a holiday.

But according to the Daily Mail, Poturalksi has been married to well-known German restaurateur Roland Mary for eight years, and the couple have a 7-year-old son.

Open marriages are all the rage these days, huh.

Roland Mary....god bless you. At 61, you married 19-year-old Nicole and then had a kid. 

8 years later, your wife went off to an island with Brad Pitt.....how would that make you feel? At the end of the day, this is still your wife:

But, you know that she is off with Brad Pitt? Do you agree to that situation if it is laid out to you? I think you'd be pretty insane to say no. 

If you're 61 and not married, your shot at "lifelong love" has passed you by. At that point, if you can hire one of the hottest women on planet earth you do it....even if it results in Brad Pitt cucking you down the line. Yeah, others in the restaurant industry will make fun of you, but who cares? Brad Pitt wouldn't even take one look at their wives! 

Also, I'm sure Mr. Mary has more than enough options beyond Nicole. You know what happens when you have a hot girlfriend/wife? Other hot women are interested in you. That's just science. 

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Mary, who owns Borchardt restaurant in Berlin and on his fourth marriage, reportedly "doesn't mind" his much-younger wife dating the Hollywood actor.

"They are still married, but you could describe their relationship as an 'open marriage,' a source told the Daily Mail.

"He has been married several times and has five children. He is not interested in negativity or jealousy."

A massive lesson here.