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Megan Fox Is Such A Smoke That Brian Austin Green Is Hopping On Instagram And Convincing Himself They're Going To Get Back Together

[PageSix] - During an Instagram Live on Saturday, the “Beverly Hills 90210” alum revealed that although his estranged wife Fox is dating rapper Machine Gun Kelly, he still believes they could get back together.

“I never say never,” Green, 47, confessed. “I kinda feel like people are on paths in life and sometimes your paths are together and you travel that path together and you see eye to eye and then sometimes paths do different things.”

Alright, I want to make fun of Brian Austin Green, but we've all dumped before. He's reached the delusional stage. It just so happens to be with one of the all-time smokes in Megan Fox. Again, if you've been dumped, especially by someone hotter than you, you get to this stage. You start thinking about the good times and convince yourself she's just out there having fun but she'll be back. Hint: she doesn't come back. She instead dates Machine Gun Kelly. 

Oh and if you think she's coming back, you have to remember she's out here posting shit like this on Instagram and calling Machine Gun Kelly an eternal flame and some other crazy shit like that. 

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Gotta think seeing a picture of Megan Fox in a bikini likely getting ready to have sex or just getting done having sex is a TOUGH image while you're going single dad with the three kids. Because, again, this is Megan Fox (let's be honest, I only blogged this to remind everyone how hot Megan Fox is)

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Again, just for more clarification - this is Megan Fox

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Ah, who am I kidding? We'd all convince ourselves she's coming back too. Poor Brian Austin Green, man. The dude was a huge celebrity in his own right and now he's on Instagram Live trying to convince himself that Megan Fox is coming back. Single dad life will get ya.