Monday Morning Smut

I write this post every Friday, but for whatever reason neglected to last week. Hand up, that's on me. I have to be better not for me, but for you, the loyal Stoolie. I would like to first and foremost issue an apology and follow that apology up by saying that today is going to be a DOOZIE.... hopefully. 

And I'm talking about baseball when I say that. It's deadline day in the middle of a 60 game season where no fans are allowed into stadiums because we're smack dab in the middle of a fucking pandemic. If you told any one of us this would be a reality in 2020, any one of us would laugh in your face. But here we are and we gotta live with it. 

I REALLY hope there is a ton of movement today, and that's for no reason at all other than I want to see a ton of movement. It's fun watching teams posture for the postseason. As for the White Sox? I think they are a better team come 3pm CST than they are right now, 830am CST.

Until then just enjoy some smut and then go watch Smitty and I fuck up Verdansk, if you're into that sort of thing

YES!

YES!