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This Dog Fucking Loves Getting Neck Massages, Maybe A Little Too Much

 

I honestly don’t know how I feel about that video.  Like yeah, I love dogs and want to see them happy all the time.  They deserve it.  They’re the greatest species on the planet but what the fuck?  What the fuck is happening there?  If it’s simply that the dog loves neck massages more than life itself then okay.  Fine.  But is there a reason they’re not showing the lower half of the dog?  I don’t wanna go there either but JESUS that dog was acting like he’s on ecstasy or something. It’s just a neck massage after all.  When I pet my dog under her chin she just closes her eyes and sits there.  Clearly enjoying it but nothing crazy.  This dog put on a fucking show.  It’s like the episode of Seinfeld when Jerry finds out that Elaine faked it with him all the time.  Fake, fake, fake, fake.  And how about the circular motion in which the lady was rubbing the dog’s neck?  She seemed all too familiar with that.  Just an all around weird video.

 

Then again, neck massages are fucking awesome.

 

It reminded me a lot of the audio of Donald Duck getting a blow job.  I first heard this when I was much-too-young to understand what was happening and I still laughed my ass off.  Ahh to be young again.