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Coast Guard Shoots The Shit Out Of A Shark That Stalked Them While They Were On A Group Swim

Let this be a warning to all the sharks out there both foreign and domestic that if you interrupt a group swim...you will be lit up. It doesn't matter if our guys are in the middle of an ocean or close to the coast, we're goin to protect them at all costs. Same goes for the floating unicorn...

I've always wondered what would happen if you shot a shark. They fired at it 18 times and it didn't seem to do anything. There wasn't even any blood. I guess they could've missed? Who knows. I'm more interested in the guys on the boat anyway…

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Kidding! We don't sexualize our soldiers. Thank God no one got hurt. I'll be sure to post a follow up blog on the wellbeing of the shark if anything comes up! Thanks!