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Who Had The More Impressive Run Of Smoke Girlfriends - Nick Miller On 'New Girl' Or Jerry On 'Seinfeld'?

I was thinking of this earlier as I watched an episode of New Girl. Does anyone have a more impressive streak of smoke girlfriends than Nick Miller on New Girl? The answer that I immediately got was Jerry on Seinfeld. So we're going to do what we do here - put it on the blog and put it to a vote. Note, Vince from Entourage doesn't count here because he never really had a girlfriend. He just fucked a different girl in every episode. 

Let's start with Nick's seven girlfriends on the show: 

7. Caroline (Mary Elizabeth Ellis aka The Waitress)

6. Amanda (Lake Bell) 

5. Julia (Lizzy Caplan)

4. Kai (Greta Lee) 

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3. Jess (Zooey Deschanel) 

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2. Angie (Olivia Munn)

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1. Reagan (Megan Fox)

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Jerry

For the sake of argument, Jerry has more girlfriends, so we'll stick to a top-7 as judged on by me and someone I talked to about this. 

7. Meryl (Courtney Cox)

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6. Nicki  (Danette Tays)

5. Rachel (Melanie Smith)

4. Elaine (Julia Louis-Dreyfus)

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3. Patty (Lori Loughlin) 

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2. Tia (Jennifer Campbell)

1. Sidra (Teri Hatcher) 

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Conclusion

I still lean Nick. He has the higher ceiling than Jerry but Jerry has the depth. Just like hoops give me the talent over depth every day of the week. Now are there other options out there? Perhaps. Sound off on the comments if there is someone that beats these two. Like I said, it can't be like Vince where he's just fucking them. We're talking dating here. 

Now pretend it's like the old days and vote 1 for Nick, 10 for Jerry. 

PS: Listen to Jake Johnson on KFC Radio, the dude is hilarious