Remember When LeBron Had Fake Hair And Hair Plugs? Welllll, He's Just A Plain Old Gross Balding Person Now

Before we get to LeBron, I gotta bring up that graphic for a quick second. Seeing Leonard/Williams listed there when the Clippers traded so much for PAUL GEORGE is fucking hilarious. That dude stinks so bad right now and this graphic is just pure evil to those cheering for the Clippers. Good thing the guys like SGA and Gallo aren't playing well in the playoffs at all! 

Anywho, back to this bald asshole. Dude, come home. This is just gross at this point and I say this as a completely bald person. Step 1 is realizing you have a problem. Step 2 is not listening to people say just ride it out. You're a 35-year old dad, that's step 3 to shaving that shit. Who do you have to impress? You're LeBron James. No one gives a shit if you have a bald head. We make fun of you when you look like Costanza. 

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The flip flop of LeBron's hair is a top-3 storyline of his career: 

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If LeBron had any sort of comedy to him, he'd pull a full Carlos Boozer

And yeah I know he's destroying the Blazers. That's not surprising, he's still the best player in the league. I've said it from the getgo, I'll defend his game to anyone. It's his off the court corny shit and bullshit antics that annoy me when it comes to him. Part of me respects that he looks like this gross hillbilly as he destroys Dame Time. But I'm a human - a bald human - and it just pisses me off he's still holding on.