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Pete Davidson’s New Character In The Suicide Squad Movie Is Called “Butthole Eyes”

 Man oh man. That second video threw me for a loop. It’s so well done that I thought it was legit for a moment. In all honesty, that’s a better name than whoever-the-fuck Pete is actually playing in Suicide Squad which is normally the name of my support group. We picked it because it’s edgy, yet hilariously ironic. The coffee and donuts are great there. You should come. (That’s what she said)

Anyway, what would be Butthole Eyes’ super power? I dunno. Something like... every time you lock eyes, you smell something so terrible that you can’t breathe but the smell isn’t in your nose so you can’t plug it like kate does her nose when she jumps into the pool. It’s in your brain much like her fear that water will shoot up her nose. The smell takes your breath away over and over and over until you are asphyxiated due to your fixation into his butthole gaze. Seen it a thousand times smh.

Regrettably, he won’t be playing Butthole Eyes, tho. But, you can still imagine what it’d be like if he did.