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Pedro Says Tom Brady Is A "Really Juicy Mango" - DEFEND THE WALL

Well it’s about time somebody put this whole dumb ass Deflategate controversy into perspective. You got gross mangoes and you got really juicy mangoes. Nobody throws rocks at the disgusting, dented, sad, huge forehead,green mangoes. Everybody throws rocks at the juicy mangoes. The bright yellow mangoes with perfect faces, beautiful wives, kids with huge dicks, and superbowl rings on top of superbowl rings. Those are the mangoes people try to devour. Thank you Pedro.   Welcome to the Night’s Watch.

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