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All Russian/Drunk jokes aside. That guy holding onto the refrigerator all the way down the stairs might be the most loyal cat on the face of the planet. When shit hits the fan you want that guy on your team.  You can win with a guy like that. He’s like the exact opposite of the Costa Concordia’s captain. 1 mile long cruise ship with 10,000 human lives on board is sinking? Fuck that, I’m out. Old refrigerator filled with perogis and rotten eggs? Down with the ship!</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/?attachment_id=27842" rel="attachment wp-att-27842"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-27842" title="russian" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/01/russian-480x288.jpg" alt width="480" height="288" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p>PS<br>Every Russian video on youtube feels like its from 2002.</p></body></html>

<p> </p><p><object width="500" height="315" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCmUuYaYIN8?version=3&hl=en_US"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="wmode" value="opaque"><embed wmode="opaque" width="500" height="315" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCmUuYaYIN8?version=3&hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></object></p><p> </p><p>I’ll tell you what. All Russian/Drunk jokes aside. That guy holding onto the refrigerator all the way down the stairs might be the most loyal cat on the face of the planet. When shit hits the fan you want that guy on your team.  You can win with a guy like that. He’s like the exact opposite of the Costa Concordia’s captain. 1 mile long cruise ship with 10,000 human lives on board is sinking? Fuck that, I’m out. Old refrigerator filled with perogis and rotten eggs? Down with the ship!</p><p> </p><p><a href="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/?attachment_id=27842" rel="attachment wp-att-27842"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-27842" title="russian" src="http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/files/2013/01/russian-480x288.jpg" alt width="480" height="288" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><p> </p><p>PS<br>Every Russian video on youtube feels like its from 2002.</p>

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