This Guy Is Reason #312 Of Why Tik Tok Needs To Be Banned Immediately

I hate Tik Tok as much as you. That's a lie, I probably hate it more than you. The unfunniest videos blow up, the views to like ratio makes absolutely no sense, and 80% of the timeline is underage girls dancing to the most mainstream songs. Besides dancing in a bikini for 10 seconds, Big Daddy Vinnie's videos check off all the reasons why Tik Tok needs to go. The blueprint of how Big Daddy built his brand is very simple. He takes jokes that were laugh out loud funny in junior high, hits you with a seductive wink, and cashes in a check for an average of 500K views.

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This dude looks like a Walmart version of Adam22 from No Jumper and has half as many brain cells as I do. And that's saying something. Damn near looks like a real life version of Pinky from Pinky and the Brain too. Just when you thought these 3 tik toks were unbearable, here comes the grand finale of Big Daddy's cringey collection. I call this one, Hooters Heavy Hitters.

^ 19.7 Million views. 

^ 18.4 Million views. 

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^ 1.5 million views.

Wow. I wish I had a better reaction to these videos, but I keep watching them over and over and say "wow". Shoutout to the ladies for making a $20 tip and cameo on Big Daddy's Tik Tok channel? I don't know what's more fascinating. The number of likes these videos get or the number of kids that have no sense of reality.

What do you think George Carlin would say if he came back one day and saw this? How about Bernie Mac? These legends don't deserve to suffer the pain we go through on our timelines. If Big Daddy Vinnie can get the Hooters waitress to go on a date with him, I'll take back everything I've said. Except for the part where I said he looks like a human version of Pinky because that will always be true. But until then, this guy STINKS.