Michael Phelps Might Be A Top 1000 Athlete Of All Time

Look, if our producer Kyle’s google search is correct and there have been 107 billion people to live, in no way-shape-or-form is being considered a top 10k athlete of all time an insult—let alone being a top 1000.

On the pod, we discussed where’d we rank as a top athlete in the world right now and I think I’m at least in the top 2 billion after thinking about it. How many olds are there? How many fatsos? Half the world is fatsos or olds and I’m in the top 5 percent of those old fat fucks. Where do you rank?

full pod here.

The shows have been great lately. Proof above.