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Ump Takes A Foul Tip To The Nuts So Hard He's Carried Out On A Stretcher

What we essentially just witnessed:

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That’s a damn small target to bullseye, too. Even if he were wearing a titanium cup those eggrolls still would’ve exploded upon impact. And you know he’s not embellishing the pain or the need for a stretcher. Why? No thumbs up to the crowd on the way out. That’s one of the most boss things someone can do to a packed house. Unless you’re Hitler being carted off at Stalingrad or Michael Irvin at the Vet, it’s the one moment of praise and support anyone is guaranteed in life. Gotta muster the thumbs up even if you are paralyzed with pain. Carpe diem, Blue.

If he was wearing a cup then this is one of the most brutal nutshots ever captured on film. Even so, it’s still the primal essence of comedy: