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Probably! That's chemically and medically impossible, silly! But that doesn't mean Rita isn't SMOKIN' on the sand! Good for her to be out enjoying life and fighting the good fight, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less! Down with Covid-19! Up with living the good life! Go Rita go!
RITA BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy for me, please! He STINKS at PAGEVIEWS so I need to do his job for him! Tell him that!
BACK TO RITA!!!
Thank you, Rita! Thank you!