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Terrence Howard Says His Wife Extorted Him By Threatening To Tell The World He Has A Little Dick

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(Source) — Terrence Howard says he has hard proof his ex-wife extorted him…threatening to expose details about his genitals to the world unless he paid her handsomely. Terrence just filed legal docs in his spousal support war with Michelle, who got 5 years worth of support for a marriage that only lasted a year. It’s way more than the norm. Terrence now says he agreed to pay her for 5 years because she extorted him, and he says some of it is on tape. He says while they were bickering about the amount of support he’d pay her she threatened to release naked photos and video of him unless she got what she wanted. In the docs filed by his attorney Brian Kramer, Terrence says he secretly recorded her saying, “I can make a good $2 million right now … you want to see your little **** out there in front of TV?” Terrence says he has her on tape saying she will tell every woman in the world he gave her an STD.

 

 

 

First of all, it literally took me three pictures to think “Yup, that’s a girl who will sell your dick pics and tell everyone you gave her an STD. No doubt about it.” It’s very, very clear. One look in Michelle Howard’s eyes and you can tell she’s the kind of girl who will fuck your world up if you ever leave her.

 

As for Terrance… I guess way to get in front of the story? I mean if his wife just released the dick pics then the narrative is “Hahhahahaha Terrence has a tiny dick. Such a bitch move by his wife.” and I guess now the narrative is “What a psycho ex wife. But hahahha Terrence has a tiny dick.” He moved himself back one sentence by announcing it, that’s almost taking yourself out of the story completely.

 

Finally, stop sending bad dick pics. That’s really the crux of the problem here. Terrance Howard sucks at sending dick pics. It doesn’t matter how little your dick is, you should always have an angle that at least makes it look pretty good. Movie magic, ever heard of it? It’s like fucking, you gotta have a go-to move. Well you gotta have a go-to dick pic too. One that wouldn’t make you embarrassed if the whole world saw it. Had Terrance Howard done that he would’ve saved himself millions of dollars in divorce settlement and public ridicule. Think about that.

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