Kevin Durant Will Not Act Professional On Twitter Because He Enjoys 'Indulging In The Fuckery' Too Much

I've done such a flip on Kevin Durant. I'm starting to think he's the best on Twitter. Whether it's talking about drinking ScarJo's bath water, burner accounts, addressing the burner accounts, following someone's girlfriend until he gets blocked and now this? The dude is on fire. I actually love Twitter Kevin Durant, because he's every single one of us - for the most part. Do we mind indulging in the fuckery? Absolutely. Are we going to be professional on Twitter? Absolutely not. 

That's the meeting I want to sit in. Durant with his business team addressing all the different sponsors and ventures they have while one guy awkwardly clears his throat to address Kevin on Twitter. 'Hey Kev, can you clean it up a bit? Some people think you have a negative presence online.' Kevin just replies with this: 

One person laughs and Kevin tweets again

The man is the most online player in basketball history. He's embracing it more than ever too, probably because he had more time on his hands than ever rehabbing his injury this past season. That's not going to stop him from not acting professional though, so stop asking. 

We can hate Durant for joining the Warriors. We can make fun of him for that. But the man is a gift to us on Twitter. Shit, he'll even argue with you about it and indulge in the fuckery. I respect the hell out of a guy, who might be one of the 10 most gifted players of all time, just not giving a fuck. Congrats, KD, you absolutely won me over. See you on Twitter.