This Is The Stat That Let's You Know How Fucking Bad The Red Sox Are

To be fair, Pedro Martinez from 1999-2001 was the greatest pitcher in the history of dirt and rubber. To also be fair, the Red Sox have played in 21 games and what the fuck do you mean??? To play in 364 LESS innings and yield more runs is flat out preposterous. And also since this game has started Chris Mazza has thrown two innings and given up another two runs to tack onto this total. If you stacked up all the runs this Red Sox team has given up in just mere weeks God could reach down and use the most recent as a paper towel. Now that's not a great comparison but the point I'm trying to get at here is that there's been too many runs. An outrageous amount of runs. Runs like Montezuma revenge. Runs like Usain Bolt. It's bad and not good and they should knock it off. 

If you'd like to watch me bitch about this goddamn team in real time, come join the stream as the Yankees inch closer to eliminating the Red Sox from playoff contention. I don't even know if that's true, but it feels plausible.