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This 5 Year Old Kid Is Better At Nunchucking To A Bruce Lee Movie Than I Am At Anything In Life

 

Mozart. Tiger Woods. Bruce Lee kid. Sometimes people are special and just born as prodigies. And if we are being honest, while being incredible at the piano or golf would be fun and make you millions of dollars, is there anything to be better at than nunchucking? There is a reason Michaelangelo is the cool Ninja Turtle. Well other than his personality and the fact he probably banged April O’Neil. Nunchucks are cool as hell. Anytime a white guy uses nunchucks, he usually ends up seriously hurting himself. This kid memorized the entire scene of a movie while dominating the shit out of those ‘chucks.  I would legitimately swap lives with him right now if I had the choice. White men can’t jump or nunchuck, and it’s fucking bullshit.

PS- Who keeps their speakers (or whatever furniture that is) wrapped up? I guess when you are raising your 5 year old to become a nunchucking killing machine, you march to the beat of your own drum.  Just seems tacky to me though (please don’t kill me if you can read this, Baby Bruce Lee).
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