“Hey Tent, what the fuck bro? Why you gotta blog this? Why you gotta put this in front of my face? It’s almost lunch time. The one part of my day where I don’t wanna kill everybody around me. Now you ruined that for me. WHY?”
I’ll tell you why. I don’t have many blogging rules but here’s one of them: If something grosses me out so much that I almost throw up, I blog it. Remember the spider who crawled out from under the bowl of the toilet? Exactly. Of course you do. The reason is because I don’t want to be alone in my feeling of horror. I need to share it because it makes me feel better that other people are experiencing the horror. If that makes me an asshole, so be it. I like to think of it as bringing people together. It makes you a part of something. And that ribbon worm video? That DEFINITELY makes you a part of something because that’s one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen. No hyperbole. I would’ve started crying if that monster and ejaculated all over my hand. Fact. I don’t know what it is or where it lives and I don’t wanna know. All I want to know is that world leaders are meeting as we speak to bomb it off the face of this Earth and the universe.