Asian Woman Catches Her Twin Sister And Husband Having Sex In A Car, Leaves Them Stranded Naked In The Parking Lot

Metro - As far as revenge goes, this woman has it covered. Ting Su, 29, caught her husband and twin cheating on her and tracked them down to a shopping centre using a mobile phone tracker. She went to find husband Cheng, 30, who was completely naked in a car along with her sister. They both jumped out of the car with not a thread of clothing. But Ting saw her opportunity, jumped into the car and drove off, leaving the embarrassed pair where they stood. Witness You Meng, 33, said: ‘It was so funny. Loads of people were grabbing their phones and I did as well. He was banging his fist on the window and shouting at her, and she just wasn’t playing ball. ‘ Ting has filed for divorce and revealed that Cheng and her sister had been having an affair since she gave birth to twins.

Ive stopped trying to figure out the logic behind Asian stories and just learned to enjoy them. Like, for instance, how does the naked couple inside the car end up being the ones left naked in the parking lot while the woman drives away? Why would they get out of the car completely naked, somehow let her slip behind the wheel and drive off leaving you with your pixelated genitalia exposed for the world to see? I have no clue how that could all go down. If I’m a dude and I’m banging my wife’s twin sister and she catches me in the car, I’m putting my foot on the gas and getting the fuck out of there. Live to fight another day. As a matter of fact I may just disappear forever after that. If your wife just gave birth to twins of her own, and you fucked her twin sister, there’s a good chance that woman would murder you in your sleep if she ever gets the chance. Probably best to just drive off and never return after she catches you fucking her sister in the parking lot at the mall.

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But like I said I’ve just given up trying to understand them. I’m just gonna sit here and laugh at the picture of that naked woman crying in the parking lot with her pixelated pussy out for the world to see. Never change, Asians. Never change*

*Except the ones on the NYC subway. All of you need to change.