The fact that Willie has Fig Newtons in his Top 3 favorite cookies proves how hard it must have been growing up in the Bronx. I have too much respect for cookies to give their title to the contraption that's called 'Newtons.' I respect Fig Newtons for what they are, $1.50 in the vending machines, but Top 3 cookie for an adult? Disgraceful.
Listen to our last episode to hear the rest of our atrocious cookie assortments.