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Are Fig Newtons Cookies?

The fact that Willie has Fig Newtons in his Top 3 favorite cookies proves how hard it must have been growing up in the Bronx. I have too much respect for cookies to give their title to the contraption that's called 'Newtons.' I respect Fig Newtons for what they are, $1.50 in the vending machines, but Top 3 cookie for an adult? Disgraceful.

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Do you consider Fig Newtons cookies in your household?