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The Fucking Best Thing You'll Read Today

Negative Nancy Large decided to start things off with the fucking worst thing you will read (which you should still read btw because it's fascinating), so I'm gonna brighten the mood a bit since Mondays suck enough as is. So here is the fucking best thing you will read today:

Sam,
  The first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress's breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women.  

  When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number.

  Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth.

I've been working for Barstool so long, I actually forgot that people indented the beginning of paragraphs. My brain is officially worse than Snooki's. Talk about getting hit in the face with a cold splash of reality on a Monday morning. Luckily I can rest knowing that note sparked a reality TV war that kept millions of people entertained for years and can still make me laugh all these years later.

Now lets all try to have a great week together!

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

- Clem