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This Guy Is Too Busy Head-Banging Himself Into Oblivion To Notice That Summer Is Just About Over

 

You think that guy cares or knows that summer is just about over and before you know it winter will be bearing down upon us?  Absolutely not.  He’s a “live in the moment” type of guy.  All he needs is his techno music (is that techno?  Some people get real snobby about what is techno and what isn’t these days), a guard rail and the ability to bang his head back and forth until he has an aneurysm.  He made everybody in that crowd his bitch.  They all started banging their heads at about a 7 out of 10 and he cranked it all the way up to 15.  Not a care in the world.  We should all be so lucky.  I’m constantly dreading winter.  I don’t mind the cold but once it’s here, it’s here for awhile.  And there’s snow and ice and I always fall down at least once coming out of a bar.  Then again, maybe we’re all better off.  Because there’s a better than good chance this guy died from internal bleed in his skull a few hours later.  Not sure I’ve ever seen or will see somebody jam harder than that guy.  Good for him.