Column A: I fucking hate this one. Harry Potter and LOTR are both huge parts of my childhood, but Oceans is also maybe the best heist movie ever made. I think that, objectively speaking, Harry Potter is the worst of these three. Plus, I never got my Hogwarts letter when I turned 11 so fuck'em.
Column B: Training Day is the best movie in this trio, so it comes down to the other two. A Beautiful Mind is a better movie, but god damn was Zoolander such a treat. "A Center for Ants' is one of my dumbest and most used references.
Column C: Spirited Away is untouchable as it is objectively better than the other two in every way. Damn, the remaining choice is hard, though. Monsters Inc is technicaclly better in a few areas, even though I think I'm more entertained by Shrek. Oi, Shrek it is.
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