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Chip Kelly's High School Yearbook Picture And Quote Are Perfection

“Some people walk to work, others take their lunch.”

I don’t even know 100% what that means but I’m wired right now to blindly love it. Hey Colleen Kelly, you just got FACED by Chip. Probably in the literal sense, too. Chip wasn’t married to football back then so the young swinging bachelor could spread his offense wherever he pleased. Also, no chance that class president his sophomore year had a say with Chip as VP. That administration was run by the Charlie Kelly – the one that never ate cat food, of course.

Also, GG Chip sends his own RSVP’s. Boss.