Would You Rather Eat Lunch Or Have Sex? According To This Study, Guys Are Going To Have To Make That Decision

We're all picking lunch here right? Lunch is delicious. You can have whatever you want at lunch. A sandwich? Delicious. Leftovers? Delicious. Want to go get a burger? Lemme grab Glenny Balls and meet you at the nearest 5 balls place. It's the perfect time for a surprise drink too. Lunch is just underrated is what I'm getting at. 

But now you're telling me that this study shows I need to make a decision between my stomach and my dick? I don't care for that option one bit. Can't we just skip breakfast. I'll do that instead of skipping lunch. I will say the only good thing about this study is showing that being vegan sucks. You miss out on all the delicious food and you're going to get erection problems. Sounds miserable. At least eat the good food if your dick isn't going to work. 

I always love studies like this. Every week there's something telling me that I'll live forever or die tomorrow that my dick doesn't work or this and that. I don't know man. Just eat lunch if you want to eat lunch. Deal with the possible erection problems down the road. Studies are hilarious man.  The best part is nobody really knows or cares enough to look into them so we just take them at face value and base our lives off them. So there will be at least one person who sees this study and starts to fast. Just immediately cancels lunch plans to save his dick. Until a month from now and we find out mowing down nachos helps your game. 

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Now if you excuse me I have a sandwich to eat.