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There are two things I like about Amanda Rodriguez...

This is a cheesecake blog for a Sunday morning, and nothing more.

Last week, I came across the face of a young lady (tee-hee) on Instagram named Amanda Rodriguez who I found so fetching that I decided to blow off a socially-distant Sunday mass today in order to introduce her to EVERYONE... Except, of course, for the nearly 500k followers who clearly got there before me.

What drew me to this young vixen that everyone but me already knew about?

First off, she has an appreciation for the classics and has done a couple of photoshoots recreating iconic Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition layouts from years back, including this one of Irina Shayk in 2011...

And my favorite shot that was ever taken of Elle Macpherson (from 1990)...

(that is Amanda's baby pictured with her, so losing the baby-weight apparently wasn't an issue there)

Secondly, the happily married Mrs. Rodriguez is half Sicilian and half Puerto Rican, meaning she'll make you an offer you can't understand…

And I will give you a third reason to follow along… She seems to draw inspiration from classic Italian beauties like Sophia Loren and Monica Bellucci.

(that goat is the GOAT)

So skip Sunday mass (God is dead), give her a quick follow (if you haven't already), and take a report.

-Large