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You. Fuck. Ing. Kid. Ing. Me??</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/iVBZPJZ" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289379566155333632?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>????????????????????????????</p><p>Is it the greatest throw of all time? I don't really care. Baseball's been played since Jesus was riding dinosaurs to work at the carpentry factory. There have been millions of throws, I'm not here to discuss where this one ranks among the pantheon of the greatest of all time. I'm only here to say, and I cannot stress this enough: are you fucking kidding me? Imagine trading a guy like this? Lmao, that would be foolhardy. Thankfully no one has ever done such an egregious act, as we all know Markus Lynn Betts has spent his entire career donning Dodger blue. Surely no team would be dumb enough to rid itself of a prodigious talent such as this just to save a few measly dollars. That's something only an insane person would do. Ahh well, time to drink precisely one (1) gallon of rat poison and hit the hay. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tihAMkL" href="https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1289392902561386497?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tTaWAmu" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289385129404768256?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aEZE8h1" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289381897517367307?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div><p>Are you fucking kidding me?</p><p>Are. You. Fuck. Ing. Kid. Ing. Me??</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/iVBZPJZ" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289379566155333632?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>????????????????????????????</p><p>Is it the greatest throw of all time? I don't really care. Baseball's been played since Jesus was riding dinosaurs to work at the carpentry factory. There have been millions of throws, I'm not here to discuss where this one ranks among the pantheon of the greatest of all time. I'm only here to say, and I cannot stress this enough: are you fucking kidding me? Imagine trading a guy like this? Lmao, that would be foolhardy. Thankfully no one has ever done such an egregious act, as we all know Markus Lynn Betts has spent his entire career donning Dodger blue. Surely no team would be dumb enough to rid itself of a prodigious talent such as this just to save a few measly dollars. That's something only an insane person would do. Ahh well, time to drink precisely one (1) gallon of rat poison and hit the hay. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tihAMkL" href="https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1289392902561386497?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tTaWAmu" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289385129404768256?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div>

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You. Fuck. Ing. Kid. Ing. Me??</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/iVBZPJZ" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289379566155333632?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div><p>????????????????????????????</p><p>Is it the greatest throw of all time? I don't really care. Baseball's been played since Jesus was riding dinosaurs to work at the carpentry factory. There have been millions of throws, I'm not here to discuss where this one ranks among the pantheon of the greatest of all time. I'm only here to say, and I cannot stress this enough: are you fucking kidding me? Imagine trading a guy like this? Lmao, that would be foolhardy. Thankfully no one has ever done such an egregious act, as we all know Markus Lynn Betts has spent his entire career donning Dodger blue. Surely no team would be dumb enough to rid itself of a prodigious talent such as this just to save a few measly dollars. That's something only an insane person would do. Ahh well, time to drink precisely one (1) gallon of rat poison and hit the hay. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tihAMkL" href="https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1289392902561386497?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tTaWAmu" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289385129404768256?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div></body></html>

<div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/aEZE8h1" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289381897517367307?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p>Are you fucking kidding me?</p><p>Are. You. Fuck. Ing. Kid. Ing. Me??</p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/iVBZPJZ" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289379566155333632?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div><p>????????????????????????????</p><p>Is it the greatest throw of all time? I don't really care. Baseball's been played since Jesus was riding dinosaurs to work at the carpentry factory. There have been millions of throws, I'm not here to discuss where this one ranks among the pantheon of the greatest of all time. I'm only here to say, and I cannot stress this enough: are you fucking kidding me? Imagine trading a guy like this? Lmao, that would be foolhardy. Thankfully no one has ever done such an egregious act, as we all know Markus Lynn Betts has spent his entire career donning Dodger blue. Surely no team would be dumb enough to rid itself of a prodigious talent such as this just to save a few measly dollars. That's something only an insane person would do. Ahh well, time to drink precisely one (1) gallon of rat poison and hit the hay. </p><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tihAMkL" href="https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1289392902561386497?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div></div><div class="oembed__wrapper"><div class="iframely-embed" style="max-width:550px"><div class="iframely-responsive" style="padding-bottom:100%"><a data-iframely-url="https://iframely.barstoolsports.com/tTaWAmu" href="https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1289385129404768256?utm_source=barstoolsports&utm_medium=referral&utm_content=blog&utm_term=39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw&utm_campaign=barstoolsports_referral_blog_39858_0_are-you-fucking-kidding-me-with-this-throw"></a></div></div><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div>

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