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I Want To Make Sweet, Sweet Love To This Weekend's Sports Schedule (Assuming It Happens And All That)

Holy shit, look at that schedule. That's orgasmic. That's the only word I can use to describe this, assuming you know, it happens as planned and all that good shit. Thanks to the Cardinals and Marlins we know some of this isn't going to go as planned. But we have NBA all day. We have golf, if they decide to show it on TV at the right time. We have baseball (hopefully). We gonna do the hockey. There's even some UFC on there. This doesn't even include horse racing! We have a soccer trophy to hand out! 

This is what I'm talking about. This is what we've been waiting for. This is for all those days we didn't have sports on TV and longed for days of anything. I'm a simple man. I like to sit in my recliner with my computer open, three TVs on with different sports on each one. Maybe get crazy and bring in my iPad for a 4th screen. Hand me a beer and I'm all set. I don't need much in life, but I need this weekend and that sports schedule. 

This is why September and October is going to be awesome - assuming it goes as planned. Toss in some NFL/college football. We get the Masters. We get the Kentucky Derby. Do you know how fucking awesome those weekends are going to be? Just nonstop betting. Nonstop watching. I just need us to adopt more daytime sports. Today is ridiculous with 2:30 hoops. Give me that all the time until fans are allowed back in at 100%. 

Head on a swivel this weekend boys and girls.