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And This Is What It Looks Like When You Jump Off The Tallest Residential Building In the World

 

You guys would do this right? Seems like every other month now we have people jumping off the tallest buildings ever and (almost) nobody dies. This one right here is the 18th tallest building in the world. Not even top 10! It might seem like a ridiculous thing to say, but I think I’d do this. Not even in like a look at me I’m so cool, such a badass way, because obviously I’m not, but even if you die, you die being that guy who jumped off the tallest building in the world. That’s called having a legacy. And if you don’t die, you fucking just jumped off the tallest building ever. And you have it all on GoPro. You’re able to walk into any bar ever and show that video and oops that’s your cock getting sucked right there right now. So it’s win-win-win as far as I can tell.