The Barstool Sportsbook Has Arrived In MichiganLearn More

Michael Porter Jr. Got Put In Timeout From Snapchat And Had To Talk To The Nuggets About His Coronavirus Conspiracy Theory Rant

Coley broke down the original rant from MPJ here: 

A lot of valid points here from Coley. Who isn't a sucker for a good conspiracy theory? I love them - especially when it comes to sports and the NBA Draft. Those are my favorite conspiracy theories. Howevah, maybe MPJ should sit this one out, since you know, he's a fucking weirdo that hasn't ever received a vaccine. Like Coley said, perhaps that's a guy who should try it out since he's been injury-plagued. Not even just him! The entire Porter family with Jontay Porter suffering ACL tears.

But there's something so goddamn funny about MPJ posting that he was in timeout by SnapChat. Just goes to prove that whether you're a hell of a basketball player or not, you're a moron at 22 years old. Actually the best is Michael Malone, the Nuggets head coach, with this quote 100% implying that there are morons on his team. 

"Obviously, I'm not the thought police," Malone said during a Zoom session with reporters. "I'm not going to tell any of our players what they can and can't say. All I would say is just be sensitive to the current situation in our country and throughout the world in regards to coronavirus.

Just picture him seeing that video going around social media, taking a sip of bourbon and letting out a 'god damnit Michael' like the It's Always Sunny guys do. That or a 'smoke more weed, Turtle' type line. There's no marijuana drug tests in the bubble!