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Longtime Toolies: Want My Brand New $400 DeWalt Table Saw?

The rains down in Texas have relented and I was finally able to unbox my Sawstop table saw. Have you all seen these things? They're some fancy saw that once skin touches it the blade gets sucked down into the saw saving your skin.

There are videos of folks full on slapping the shit out of these things and getting barely a scratch. That will certainly come in handy, because I'm not the safest with tools, or so I'm told. Anyway, I don't need my DeWalt table saw anymore. I didn't even get to unbox it. So if you want it, follow the instructions in that tweet. Go ahead and follow Longtime Toolies on Twitter and Instagram for more DIY content, and maybe you'll get to see me test that Sawstop.