Japanese Fella Absolutely Skateboards His Dick Off To The Smooth Music of Billie Eilish

At first, I wasn’t blown away. I’ve seen lots of sk8ers crush the first half of the video. Doing fancy tricks is common place, though. The double skateboard move put me on my ass.

I’ve never seen anything like that. Honest to god, I thought the internet lords and ladies were gonna come onto the frame, kick one of the boards out, and this dude’s testicles would have been ripped open like a Christmas morning present with a Ball Don’t Lie shirt on the inside. Ripped city. Call his testicles Damian Lillard.

Anyway, here’s another video.