Girl On Twitter Asks JJ Watt To Write A Letter Getting Her Out Of Work And OMG, He Did It Because He's JJ WATT!

Hold on one second

Alright, now that I got that out of my system let’s talk about this letter. Just JJ Watt being JJ Watt, what a fucking guy. Girl asks to get out of work as a joke and OMG JJ Watt got her out of work, can you even believe it!!! And yeah yeah yeah, we’ll throw in the fact that it’s a charity event, I get it, I’m not going to criticize JJ Watt for helping charities and being a good person because that is something the world needs more of, but I will criticize him for having everything be so calculated and clean and perfect for his image. Because when it all comes down to it, he wrote this letter and posted this tweet for one reason and one reason only, this….

So mission accomplished JJ, you basically put the entire internet on your knee and spoon fed them like a little baby. Well not here my friend, I don’t like that baby formula, I spit that shit right up on my Baba and I’m not going to eat it until you show me you’re a real human for once and not some charity cyborg that lives to sack the quarterback and help every person who has ever been in need ever.  Chug a beer JJ, right in my face, you won’t.

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Even capitalizes every word, who does that? Not a human, that’s who.