Elon Musk Says He Will Fight Johnny Depp In A Cage Match After Learning That Depp Threatened To Cut Off Musk's Dick

“I definitely was not having an affair with Amber while she was married to Johnny, this is totally false,” the Tesla mogul told the New York Times of cheating claims made during Depp’s explosive libel trial in the UK.

Musk, a 49-year-old father of six, laughed when asked about other claims in legal docs that he had a threesome with Heard, 34, and model Cara Delevingne, 27, in Depp’s LA penthouse.

GET THEM TO FIGHT ISLAND IMMEDIATELY!!!

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This is without a doubt the best break-up to hit the internet in my life time. Shitting on beds, blowing through money, just unbelievable and explosive accusations and mudslinging back and forth. I am pretty sure that Heard and Depp are worth millions of dollars in clicks to DailyMail and the New York Post's page 6. It's had everything and now we have Depp threatening to cut off Elon Musk's dick

He had a far more unexpected response when asked about text messages the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star had sent allegedly threatening to “slice” off the mogul’s “d–k.”

“If Johnny wants a cage fight, just let me know,” Musk told The Times, again giggling.

Depp: I WILL CUT OFF YOUR DICK

Musk:

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I'm your huckleberry--Elon Musk

Here is what I don't understand about Elon and maybe he just doesn't care because he's worth like 70 billion dollars, but why does he try so hard to deny that he had a threesome with Amber Heard

and Cara Delevingne

“We did not have the threesome, you know. So I think people think these things are generally more salacious than they are,”--Johnny Depp


EVERYONE on planet Earth thinks that Elon Musk is weirdo cyborg half human. He is a guy who cares so much about what people think of him that as a billionaire he basically got bullied into selling all of his possessions including his houses. If he cares enough to do all of that, and he must know that people think he's a giant weirdo, then why not at least let people think that you fuck? Not just fuck, but two chicks at the same time. That is a regular guy fantasy. When you think about being wealthy this is one of the things that comes along with it and he's out there denying it when he could just be like "eh, I am married now and don't want to comment on that phase of my life". Neither confirm nor deny and then give Johnny Common Man a wink to let us know that you're a human being