BREAKING NEWS: THE GUY IS ALIVE AND WELL

LET'S WIN SOME MONEYYYYYY!!!!!!

PS - if you have no idea who or what I'm talking about this is "the guy" that almost caused Dente to go on a murderous rampage because a bunch of people were going out of their way to hide him from the rest of the office or some shit. 

Then he hadn't tweeted since May, the obituary below came out, and people thought he was dead. NOPE!!! He's alive, well and ready to make us all RICH now that sports are back