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Meme: My Dick After 4 Months Of Quarantine

There’s only so much beating that one man can take and the same is true for your dick, fellas. Same is true for the ole refried bean that the ladies flick around like a paper football in Study Hall right before Spring Break.

In the words of longtime stoolie Jack Black, you don’t always have to fuck her hard. Sometimes you gotta squeeze. Sometimes you gotta say please because if you don’t, you’ll be in blatant violation of the contract you signed right here stating that if you don’t squeeze and say please, you shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!