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This Squad Lining Up Like The Battle Of 300 In Warzone Has Serious Issues

NOPE!  A genuinely funny about face for anyone who has ever entered Verdansk. If you run up the stairs with dead silence and see Riot Shilelders lining up for the fucking Battle of Thermopylae, that's a big time no thank you.  Not to mention that knife from King Leonidas was as surgical as it gets.  In fact, this entire set up between the blade and the riot shield could be Private Balls' wettest dream possible.  Just need to add in a My Hero hoagie and a Billy Joel playlist.  

Long live Knifey Balls.  Now let's dance in Verdansk.  

Let's cook.