Remembering Samantha Hoopes

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

Remember first ballot HOF swimsuit model Samantha Hoopes?  Me too!  And now we can remember together!  Samantha has come a long way since her cover girl days as she's now a HOT MAMA!  Good for Samantha for enjoying family life, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Keep on fighting the good fight!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with humanity! 

HOOPES BREAK: Check in with Fortnight Boy for me, please!  Getting difficult getting all these PAGEVIEWS for him!

BACK TO THE HOOPES!!!

Thank you, Samantha!  Thank you!