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Lindsey Vonn's Diving Technique With Her Dog Is A Perfect TEN

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A 10!  I give it a 10!  Why???  Because it's not only a great dive but the pup is learning how to conquer the waters, too!  No Davey Jones' Locker for these sailors of the sea pool!  Good for Lindsey for trading in the slopes for the swimmies, in the middle of a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with moments like Lindsey Vonn having a day with her pups!  

VONN BREAK: Check in with Fortnight Boy for me, please!  Getting difficult getting all these PAGEVIEWS for him!

BACK TO THE VONN!!!

Thank you, Lindsey!  Thank you!