So Lebron Doing Coke During An NBA Game Is Just Legal Now, Huh?

Look I know that Lebron isn’t doing coke there. But, having said that, I’m pretty sure Lebron is doing coke there. I’ve seen movies, I’ve been to a couple cool guy parties. I’m hip. I’m hip to the wholllllle scene. I’ve know the nervous handoff and I’ve seen the gum rub (that’s actually a really smart play by Lebron. You can only get addicted to coke if you put it up your nose. Just rubbing it on your gums is fine, that’s why cops test it that way). So while I kind of respect Lebron doing it right in the middle of TD Garden, I still need to blow the lid off this whole thing. Lebron James is a coke addict and the Cavaliers should forfeit this entire series. You heard it on Barstool Sports first!

PS – This makes a lot more sense now, doesn’t it.

h/t Joe