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A Very Special Happy 40th Birthday To Gisele Bundchen

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - FEBRUARY 21: Gisele Bündchen attends the 2019 Hollywood For Science Gala at Private Residence on February 21, 2019 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images) Kevin Winter. Getty Images.

I just wanted to take a quick minute to wish a happy 40th birthday to Gisele Bundchen while at the same time providing our 18-35 year old male reader base a click-worthy, borderline pandering, blog that I know they'll enjoy.

 I always liked Gisele, but it wasn't until I saw this clip of her after we lost to the Giants in the Super Bowl (don't ask me which one) that I fell in love...

There was also that time she completely ignored Justin Timberlake during a Victoria's Secret fashion show that turned me on more than I've ever been turned on by any man. She looked visibly annoyed (00:55) that he was on her runway...

What a legend. You won't see any Happy Birthday Tom blogs on this website from me, but as far as I'm concerned I'll be wishing G a happy birthday until the day that I die. Hope you're enjoying Florida, queen. Stay safe.