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Seattle Mariners Announcers' Attempt to Discuss Peanut Vendor Goes Horribly Awry

It's Summer Camp for the announcers too, apparently.

During a Seattle Mariners intra-squad game this weekend, the broadcast team was apparently discussing a famous peanut vendor at T-Mobile Park who would throw the bags at customers like fastballs — which sounds fun as hell. But in having that discussion, the word "peanuts" was said a little too quickly and the discussion which followedcould have been quite easily misconstrued.

"If you put your hands on it, it explodes."

"If you miss it and it hits your face or something, that's your fault."

"You've gotta at least put your hands on it."

I am thoroughly convinced this was purposeful. Those guys knew damn well what they were doing.